RT @buylocaltn: RT @GOODfeed Another Study Says Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers http://ow.ly/18Newa #imgonnaliveforever
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/083010/party-like-its-1985.gif party like its 1985…
ive got that 2:30 feeling 30min early today
RT @TheOnion: Man Already Knows Everything He Needs To Know About Muslims http://onion.com/cjtS5I
Ps @AshleeHinman and @ImYoshimi is DRUUUUNK!!!
RT @BestWorstAdvice: Want to be a more tolerable drunk? *unzips pants, pees on couch*
RT @ebertchicago: E-Z Comparison Chart of Martin Luther King and Glenn Beck: http://j.mp/caK4RL
The best @AbbyLuck bday celebration I’ve ever been a part of #gatlinburgcontraceptives
is today over yet? #bored #tired
RT @entrauge is puberty over yet? #crackingvoice #stainedsheets
RT @AndrewWK: The perfect shirt for a night like this: http://bit.ly/bAoL1T (Retweet this for a chance to win one.)
RT @BestWorstAdvice: Hate being single? Stop being ugly.
I heard drinks are free at the chromeo after party if you say your name is @entrauge
Chromeo - so many bros tour 2010
RT @BestWorstAdvice: Energy drink isn’t helping? Turn that empty can into a meth pipe.
Who puked in the urinal @mercylounge? WTF?!
RT @toddmichaelr: @entrauge http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYdZSdCIkz4&feature=player_embedded